vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

That’s what she gets for threatening to set my house on fire. 

vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

That’s what she gets for threatening to set my house on fire. 

54,197 notes 

One of the worst feelings, being lied to.

Betrayal doesn’t just heal up. 

copequinn:

deancasotp:

pondstiel:


Junior year of high school, I was in a psych class. We did all sorts of experiments regularly, one of which was on body language. My teacher handed volunteers cards and we each acted out whatever was written on them. Students in their seats would shout out adjectives or nouns describing the person—this person is nervous, that person is relaxed.
My card was confusing. It said to straighten up, put my hands behind my back, grip my arm, and walk around the room. I had to survey the students, occasionally pausing at a desk and observing the student in it.
I was stately.
My teacher explained that this was the posture that people of power adopted. Presidents, ministers. They were in positions of respect but, more importantly, of authority. They looked proper. And important. Perhaps they looked condescending, but, with hands behind their backs and body exposed for the world to see, they were open. High, but approachable. Grand.
Lucifer doesn’t walk like he has wings. Lucifer walks like a king.


I find this really interesting.


So that’s why teachers do that^

copequinn:

deancasotp:

pondstiel:

Junior year of high school, I was in a psych class. We did all sorts of experiments regularly, one of which was on body language. My teacher handed volunteers cards and we each acted out whatever was written on them. Students in their seats would shout out adjectives or nouns describing the person—this person is nervous, that person is relaxed.

My card was confusing. It said to straighten up, put my hands behind my back, grip my arm, and walk around the room. I had to survey the students, occasionally pausing at a desk and observing the student in it.

I was stately.

My teacher explained that this was the posture that people of power adopted. Presidents, ministers. They were in positions of respect but, more importantly, of authority. They looked proper. And important. Perhaps they looked condescending, but, with hands behind their backs and body exposed for the world to see, they were open. High, but approachable. Grand.

Lucifer doesn’t walk like he has wings. Lucifer walks like a king.

I find this really interesting.

So that’s why teachers do that^

(Source: poetrytofish)

15,513 notes 

aunteeblazer:

sparkly-candy:

Nemo can’t stand your romance

im laughing so hard holy shit omg

You shove ‘em Nemo. Bastards, the lot of ‘em. 

aunteeblazer:

sparkly-candy:

Nemo can’t stand your romance

im laughing so hard holy shit omg

You shove ‘em Nemo. Bastards, the lot of ‘em. 

175,453 notes 

Por que no los dos? 

48,804 notes 

Fantastic :D 

Fantastic :D 

(Source: thisisfullon)

50,487 notes 

avengemymischief:

hanksypanky:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

#I think I just moved up a level in blasphemy  

#i’m going to hell #and laughing the whole way there

So are Catholic Priests just doing Jesus’ work? 

(Source: twerkinterrorist)

110,529 notes 

Here’s to the hands that have shaped me, as they are many. Many and unique and sometimes…missed. 

Here’s to the hands that have shaped me, as they are many. Many and unique and sometimes…missed. 

130,821 notes