me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
That’s what she gets for threatening to set my house on fire.
me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
That’s what she gets for threatening to set my house on fire.
Junior year of high school, I was in a psych class. We did all sorts of experiments regularly, one of which was on body language. My teacher handed volunteers cards and we each acted out whatever was written on them. Students in their seats would shout out adjectives or nouns describing the person—this person is nervous, that person is relaxed.
My card was confusing. It said to straighten up, put my hands behind my back, grip my arm, and walk around the room. I had to survey the students, occasionally pausing at a desk and observing the student in it.
I was stately.
My teacher explained that this was the posture that people of power adopted. Presidents, ministers. They were in positions of respect but, more importantly, of authority. They looked proper. And important. Perhaps they looked condescending, but, with hands behind their backs and body exposed for the world to see, they were open. High, but approachable. Grand.
Lucifer doesn’t walk like he has wings. Lucifer walks like a king.
I find this really interesting.
So that’s why teachers do that^
(Source: poetrytofish)
Nemo can’t stand your romance
im laughing so hard holy shit omg
You shove ‘em Nemo. Bastards, the lot of ‘em.
Por que no los dos?
Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
So are Catholic Priests just doing Jesus’ work?
(Source: twerkinterrorist)
Here’s to the hands that have shaped me, as they are many. Many and unique and sometimes…missed.